There may be one or two dumpster fires going on, but hey, at least you're looking stylish, feeling sassy and keeping your toes untoasted. This fancy pair of footwear from the keen minds at Shoebox feature illustrations of cute little dumpster infernos paired with a not-quite-convincing message that all is good. These humorous crew socks fit most adult-sized feet.
Make a place for daily out-the-door necessities like keys, wallet, pocket change and your phone with this trinket dish from Hallmark Shoebox that encapsulates all the feels you're feeling in one hilarious "everything's not fine" design. Square ceramic dish features a repeating dumpster fire pattern that gives whatever valuables you put in it a chance to bask in its warm, contented glow.