No need to cue the candlelight when you score this funny tea towel and hang it in your kitchen. Your spouse or partner will know exactly what words to say when it comes to planning a romantic dinner for two—all they have to do is read from the to-go menu you place in their hands. The dark blue cotton dish towel features illustrations of pizza slices, Chinese takeout boxes and other carryout containers paired with a screen-printed and embroidered message spelling out the sweet nothings anyone would love to hear on a busy weeknight.

• Dark blue tea towel features a pink and white striped border, takeout food illustrations and a funny message.
• Towel includes fabric loop on back for hanging.
• On towel: The most romantic words ever uttered: "Let's get takeout."
• 100% cotton.
• Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
• 18" W x 26" H

Compliment their rare and magical status in the kitchen—and everywhere—with this funny dish towel on display. Featuring a screen-printed design of a rainbow-maned unicorn relaxing in a lounge chair, this cute kitchen towel salutes the chef with a sarcastic quip. Give a host with the most this fun towel perfect for a kiss-worthy cook.

• Tea towel features a screen-printed design of a unicorn sitting in an easy chair, a fun message and a rainbow-striped border.
• Towel includes fabric loop on back for hanging.
• On towel: You magical bastard.
• Funny kitchen towel makes a great choice for a chef-worthy parent or friend.
• 100% cotton.
• Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Line dry. Iron on low. Do not dry clean.
• 18'' W x 26'' H

• Pilsner glass features a fun caption.
• On glass: Man. Myth. Legend.
• Holds 19.27 oz.
• Hand wash only.
• 3.25" W x 8.75" H x 3.25" D

Acknowledge the joker in the family deck with this fun trinket tray for him to hold all his stuff. Ceramic tray features embossed white lettering on a forest green background. This fun valet tray is 1" tall so it can hold pocket change, keys, mischief-making necessities and more. Rectangular dish makes a great gift idea for dad, husband, brother and more.

• Rectangular trinket tray features dark green glaze with embossed white lettering.
• On tray: The man, the myth, the mischief-maker.
• Makes a great Father's Day gift for a husband or dad.
• Ceramic.
• 5'' W x 1'' H x 7'' D

• apa Bear - Life would be unbearable without you in my life
• PREMIUM QUALITY: 20 fl. oz. mug, packaged securely in a plain box, is made from stoneware.
• IN-HOUSE DESIGN: "Papa Bear; Life Would Be Unbearable Without You In My Life" text is printed on the front of the mug and is accompanied by a printed floral design.
• PERFECT GIFT: Great for gifting to a papa bear.
• CARE INSTRUCTIONS: Dishwasher safe, although washing by hand is recommended to best preserve decals. Microwave safe.
• MORE PRODUCTS: Mugs with many other sentiments are also available.