Tonight's Meal Tea Towel, 18x26 1SNN1215
$19.99
Regular dinner deciders, fear no more! If you're asked "What's for dinner?" on the daily, this funny kitchen towel should be hanging in your kitchen. Show off your new no-nonsense response with this dish towel that cheekily spells it out—"Tonight's meal is whatever I feel like cooking." This cute blue cotton tea towel features a fun striped border and a screen printed message in shades of blue, teal and white with sewn daisy accents. It makes a great housewarming or Mother's Day gift, but be sure to buy one for your own kitchen drawer to save yourself from future eyeroll fatigue.
- Aqua blue tea towel features a blue and white striped border, and a message in blue and white lettering with embroidered daisy accents.
- Towel includes fabric loop on back for hanging.
- On towel: Tonight's meal is whatever I feel like cooking.
- 100% cotton.
- Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
- 18" W x 26" H
Unicorn You Magical Bastard Funny Mug, 16 oz. 1MUG3531
$21.99
Let him know he's a magical bastard with this funny mug from Shoebox. White coffee mug features a unicorn with a sparkling rainbow mane and tail sitting cross-legged in a chair paired with a cursing compliment. This ceramic cup designed in a modern style with oversized handle makes a great birthday, holiday or anniversary gift for your favorite mythical beast.
- White ceramic mug features a rainbow-maned unicorn design paired with an irreverent message, blue interior, oversized handle and recessed bottom designed for stacking.
- On mug: You magical bastard.
- Dishwasher and microwave safe.
- Holds 16 oz.
- 5.75" W x 4" H x 3.75" D
Unicorn You Magical Bastard Scented Single-Wick Jar Candle, 7 oz. 1FCD1017
$19.99
Show them just how awesome and truly magical they are with this scented candle from Hallmark Shoebox. Single-wick glass jar candle features fragrance notes of mandarin orange and grapefruit with a screw-top black metal lid. A humorous sketch of a unicorn sitting in a chair, legs crossed, pairs with a "You magical bastard" message on front of the jar with a fun scent description on back.
- Scented single-wick glass jar candle features a funny grumpy unicorn design and message with a black metal lid.
- Fragrance: Mandarin orange and grapefruit.
- On front: You magical bastard; On back: Smells like rainbows, sarcasm and awesomeness.
- Makes a hilarious gift for a friend or loved one's birthday or anniversary.
- Approx. burn time: 42-48 hours.
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
- 7 oz.
- 2.62'' W x 3.62'' H x 2.62'' D
Well, Crap Linen and Honeysuckle Scented Jar Candle, 7 oz FCD1024
$19.99
Brighten someone's day with this funny single-wick candle from Hallmark that features a clean linen and honeysuckle scent, in case you want to clear the air from any lingering crappy day or week. This jar candle in green features a fun message on the front, and a funny and uplifting message in fine print on the back (and who doesn't love uplifting fine print?). The glass jar includes a black screw-top lid and is sure to improve anyone's outlook when you light it up.
Wicked Elphaba and Glinda Collectible Drinking Glass, 13.5 oz. WOW1040
$21.99
Sit a spell and enjoy dainty sips from this enchanting collectible Wicked glass from Hallmark. Featuring a bold green image of Elphaba in her iconic hat and broom layered over a pink image of Glinda in her intricate crown and layered gown, this glass captures the magic of Oz’s most iconic duo. An ombré message combines the opposing but coordinating colors and makes this high-quality glass a dazzling tribute to friendship, individuality and the power of believing in yourself.
Woo Hoo Exclamation Points Mug, 16 oz. 1MUG3620
$21.99
Add a little giddyup to your breakfast routine with this fun mug that's perfect for starting a big-deal birthday or for conquering another manic Monday. Make your point when you pull this bright blue cup from your cabinet and fill it with a favorite brew. With a colorfully excited design and a matching message, this cute mug with an oversized handle makes a great gift for a loved one starting on a glorious new adventure.
- Bright blue mug features multicolored exclamation marks decorated with a yay-filled message inside the dots, an oversized handle and a recessed base for stacking.
- On mug: Woo!!! Hoo!!!
- Perfect for a friend or family member's graduation, birthday or any congrats occasion.
- Ceramic.
- Dishwasher and microwave safe.
- Holds 16 oz.
- 5.75'' W x 4.25'' H x 3.8'' D
Working None to 5 Funny Retirement Mug, 16 oz. MUG3635
$21.99
Celebrate the upcoming retirement of a friend, coworker or loved one with this funny mug. Midnight blue matte glaze makes a pretty backdrop for the cup's message that shouts out their new daily schedule. Coffee cup for a special retiree includes a cute sunrise illustration between the colorful lettering design and a recessed, stackable base.
- Midnight blue mug features a funny message about retirement in colorful lettering, an oversized handle and a recessed base for stacking.
- On mug: Working none to 5!
- Makes a great gift for new retirees like grandparents, parents, bosses and coworkers.
- Ceramic.
- Dishwasher and microwave safe.
- Holds 16 oz.
- 5.75'' W x 4.25'' H x 3.8'' D
Working None to Five Tea Towel, 18x26 1SNN1209
$19.99
Save the cups of ambition for the unfortunate worker bees and pour yourself a cup brimming with fun instead. Show off your newly retired free-range lifestyle with family and friends when you display this funny tea towel in your kitchen. Your daily working schedule is detailed in no uncertain terms with the cotton towel's colorful embroidery on dark blue. This dish towel makes a great retirement gift for yourself, a spouse, or any friend or family member whose only new assignments will involve hobbies and catnaps.
- Dark blue tea towel features a fun message in colorful embroidered lettering and a white border.
- Towel includes fabric loop on back for hanging.
- On towel: Working none to 5!
- Perfect retirement gift for a friend, coworker or family member.
- 100% cotton.
- 18" W x 26" H
World's Best Grandpa Teal Mug, 16 oz. 1MUG3647
$21.99
Raise a glass to your granddad with this 16-ounce ceramic mug proudly declaring his “World’s Best Grandpa” status. The dark teal cup is designed for comfort and convenience with an oversized handle and a recessed base for easy stacking. Butter him up on Father’s Day, a birthday, or just as a thoughtful surprise — this mug is a heartwarming way to show appreciation for the epic family man.
Message: World's Best Grandpa
Dimensions: Holds 16 oz.; 5.75'' W x 4.25'' H x 3.8'' D
Count: 1
Care instructions: Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Message: World's Best Grandpa
Dimensions: Holds 16 oz.; 5.75'' W x 4.25'' H x 3.8'' D
Count: 1
Care instructions: Dishwasher and microwave safe.