Age gracefully, like the demure and mindful women you and your bestie are, with this funny wine glass from Hallmark Shoebox holding your drink. This amber-tinted stemless glass features a hilarious foretelling of your future state—ruling the old school. Pair it with other funny stemless wine glasses, rocks glasses and coasters for barware that's outfitted to handle all the requirements of your friends and family with a shot of humor.

• Stemless wine glass features an amber-tinted design and a funny message in white lettering.
• On glass: We're going to be the fun ones in the retirement community. And, it goes without saying, the hot ones.
• Makes a fun gift for a friend.
• Glass.
• Hand wash with a soft cloth.
• Holds 15.5 oz.
• 3.5'' W x 4.37'' H x 3.5'' D

Regular dinner deciders, fear no more! If you're asked "What's for dinner?" on the daily, this funny kitchen towel should be hanging in your kitchen. Show off your new no-nonsense response with this dish towel that cheekily spells it out—"Tonight's meal is whatever I feel like cooking." This cute blue cotton tea towel features a fun striped border and a screen printed message in shades of blue, teal and white with sewn daisy accents. It makes a great housewarming or Mother's Day gift, but be sure to buy one for your own kitchen drawer to save yourself from future eyeroll fatigue.

• Aqua blue tea towel features a blue and white striped border, and a message in blue and white lettering with embroidered daisy accents.
• Towel includes fabric loop on back for hanging.
• On towel: Tonight's meal is whatever I feel like cooking.
• 100% cotton.
• Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Line dry. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
• 18" W x 26" H

Toast your favorite red or white with this fancy, amber-hued wine glass featuring gold script lettering. This fun drinkware's lighthearted sentiment has your answer at the ready when it's time for refills. Makes a great addition to your own barware collection or give as a fun birthday or hostess gift paired with a bottle of vino.

• Wine glass features a fun caption.
• On glass: Yes please.
• Holds 19.27 oz.
• Hand wash only.
• 3.75" W x 10.25" H x 3.75" D